This is how we do it.

The name's Chapman... Niesa Chapman.

The five-foot wonder: At first glance, I'm kind of an asshole but once you get to know me, I'm... pretty much still an asshole.

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George just broke up with me. Last week I found out he was cheating on me, and earlier this week, he was standing up for the girls he cheated with. I’m done being sad. Now i’m just like, what the fuck? I got broken up with because I was upset that I got cheated on. That’s a new one. Oh well. Unfortunately for George, I bought his ticket to see chelsea grin this tuesday. I’m taking it back later tonight. Don’t fuck with me.

textsfrombennett:

Bennett’s getting a new tattoo!

textsfrombennett:

Bennett’s getting a new tattoo!

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